uTorrent, with all of its bars and Seed/Leecher ratios, is apparently an insurmountable obstacle. Do you not want to save money? I’d like to think it is because they don’t know how it works, like sloping forehead cavemen mystified by where the sun goes when it disappears over the horizon. To speak in generalisations, I have absolutely no fucking idea why zoomers are so hesitant and pearl-clutching about the idea of torrenting, and piracy overall. Love Britney! But I was not paying $24 so I could listen to “Womaniser” on a broken stereo every two nights. Like, I was taught how to torrent Britney’s Circus album when I was 12, and I never looked back. I started doing this in the golden era of internet piracy, so I find it mind-boggling that there is any sort of resistance to the topic. I suppose I don’t have any qualms with the idea of using the internet to get what I want, because I’ve done it for over half my life. Well, Michael Douglas before eating pussy literally gave him oral cancer. But right now is the time for my Michael Douglas rant about why taking advantage of the fabulous internet piracy networks is A Good Thing. And I’d even download Lucy Liu into a robot, sure, whatever. I’d download a lot more shit if it was feasible, or if I had a Star Trek matter replicator that would let me pirate with ease. You know, I absolutely would download a car.
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